Soap is not a condiment
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just had sex bonerless
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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