3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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