the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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