Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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