I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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