I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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