apparently the secret to your success is patron
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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