That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
The adults are the big ones right?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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