I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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