He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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