I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
