its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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