My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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