So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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