the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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