My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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