Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Randomize
