If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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