If that was your dad, he is hot
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I just found a bag of teeth...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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