dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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