Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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