im having a threesome with these popsicles
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i just made my gag reflex go away.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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