She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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