white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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