Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
