the new term for farting is butt boxing.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Alive.
So much puke
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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