Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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