She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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