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he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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