How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
