i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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