Just fell off a train. Bad.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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