***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Your tits are I can't wait for
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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