So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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