Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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