i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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