We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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