I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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