I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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