i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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