You really coming over, don't trick.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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