I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
