careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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