found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
