Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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