so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
