..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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