Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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