I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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