I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
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